Sunday, February 1, 2009

One sentence

True stories in one sentence.

My 8-year-old sister proudly declared that she knows that "WTF" means "Wow, That's Funny" and has been using it all over the internet.

When the cashier at the grocery store called me "sir" without really looking at me, I was tempted to pull up my shirt and show her my boobs.

Before I had a three year old child, I never imagined I'd discuss whether turtles have eyebrows.

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